I could reschedule, but I have $11 in my bank account and could use the money.

As I drive to the doctor, my head continues to spin. After my tears yesterday, I haven’t shed anymore.

Am I freaking out?

Fuck yes.

But my dark sense of humor makes the situation somewhat funny. I just have to laugh to keep from falling apart.

I think things can’t get any worse and then, boom! I’m pregnant. It’s a giant cosmic middle finger from the universe.

Go figure.

Oh well. I’ve handled all the shit I’ve been thrown so far, and I’ve somehow survived.

I’m not sure I’ll make a good mom. I certainly don’t fit the part looks-wise. I’ll probably scare all the other moms. Hell, I’ll probably scare my own child.

While I wait at a stoplight, I set my hand on my stomach. It’s hard to believe there’s something in there that’s not junk food or alcohol.

Talking out loud, I say, “Looks like it’s just us, little guy…or gal, I guess.”

Man, that’s a scary thought.

I pull into the parking lot of the doctor’s office and head inside. I walk to the pharmacy counter and pay my $5 copay for the vitamins.

Now, I have $6 in my bank account.

As I’m walking out the door, someone stops me dead in my tracks.

Dylan Lawson.

No fucking way.

“Leah?” He asks with a smile. “Didn’t think I’d see you here. Everything okay?”

Quick. Leah. Think of something—anything! Don’t tell him you’re pregnant!

“Yeah, I’m fine. Just here for my yearly check-up.”

Before either of us can say anything else, a nurse comes running into the hallway.

“Miss Hargrove! You left your prenatal vitamins sitting on the counter.”

I take them from her and look back at Dylan whose mouth is hanging open.

“Are you pregnant?”

Well, shit. Guess the cat’s out of the bag.

seventeen

Super Sperm

Dylan

Leah stands in front of me, silently holding the small white bag the nurse just handed her.

“Leah, I’m going to need an answer to that question,” I tell her.