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Lars: This is why you’re my kidney.

Win: And?

Lars: *eye roll emoji* And you’re my heart.

Jamie: What a heartfelt bro-ment.

Madison: She said she has more money than she knows what to do with, so she wanted to make a sizeable donation to the college she and her husband attended. Then she invited me over with Jamie so we could have tea.

Arsen: Jamie, you gonna have tea too?

Jamie: I like tea.

Madison: Jamie is gonna change all her lightbulbs.

Ryan: He’s gonna change her lightbulbs? *laugh emoji*

Madison: And a few other jobs around the house. She has a list.

Ryan: A chore list!

Wes: *laugh emoji*

Win: *laugh emoji*

Max: *laugh emoji*

Kruger: *laugh emoji*

Prism: *light bulb emoji*

Jamie: Aww, Maddie, you couldn’t have let me be the six-figure man a little longer?

Arsen: You still are, bro. But now you’re a chore boy too.

Rory: I think it’s so sweet that Jamie is going to help her with things around the house.

Jess: Yes, she knew those muscles could handle it.

Kruger: Woman, what the hell are you doing looking at Jamie’s muscles?

Madison: She said Jamie reminds her of her late husband.

Landry: *crying emoji*

Landry: OMG, this is the most adorable thing ever.

Jamie: I’m irresistible. She liked my bowtie.

Max: How wholesome.

Jamie: Like you know anything about being wholesome.

Wes: What about the man who paid big bucks for Ryan?

Ryan: Mr. Sentry. He wants me to give his son a private swim lesson.

Kruger: Better hope the kid’s mom ain’t around. Rory will push her in the pool.

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