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Max: I’m taking a screenshot of that.

Prism: *Mind-blown emoji*

Ryan: WTF, Kruger.

Kruger: *eye roll emoji* Not about that. Coach needs to get laid.

Landry: REALLY?

Jamie: Hey, scrappy. You better duck out the rest of this convo.

Landry: Or we could not talk about my father and his sex life.

Kruger: Clearly, he ain’t got one.

Landry: Well, maybe he does.

Rush: Baby, anyone getting it on the regular is not that grumpy.

Kruger: Except Max.

Max: *middle finger emoji*

Kruger: Hey, Wes.

Max: Don’t even finish that sentence.

Wes: Great. Now everyone thinks I’m bad in bed.

Win: I don’t want to think about my brother and my other brother in bed.

Lars: *laugh emoji*

Prism: *monkey covering his eyes emoji*

Max: Wes is the best I ever had.

Win: *puking emoji*

Wes: I understand why Landry didn’t want to have this conversation.

Lars: I do wonder, though.

Win: What do you wonder, angel?

Lars: What’s Coach’s type?

Kruger: Bro, why do you wonder who everyone’s type is?

Lars: Curiosity.

Rory: I’m in class, and my phone keeps going off, and I think there’s an emergency. So I excuse myself to check, and THIS is what I find?

Ryan: *carrot emoji* Hi, baby.

Rory: Ry *heart emoji*

Jamie: Can we please get back to the topic at hand?

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