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Elite Group Chat

Jamie: Bros, what the hell crawled up Coach’s ass and died?

Kruger: Maybe he needs an enema. Flush that bad mood out.

Prism: *toilet emoji*

Max: He’s probably tired of all of you.

Jamie: He had a break from us all summer.

Max: You were at the pool the entire time.

Ryan: I’m surprised his lungs haven’t deflated from all the whistle-blowing.

Wes: My ears are still ringing.

Kruger: Ear report, P! How are yours?

Prism: *thumbs-up emoji*

Ryan: Landry, everything okay at home?

Jamie: Rush, you piss off Coach?

Win: *side-eye emoji* Oooh, did he walk in on you two banging?

Max left the chat.

Wes added Max to the chat.

Rory: You can’t just ask that, Win.

Win: We’re all friends here.

Lars: You just asked my sister if her dad walked in on her doing it.

Win: Sorry, angel.

Jamie: It’s a theory.

Wes: Could be the reason he’s been riding us at practice.

Kruger: Maybe he needs someone to ride him. *smirking face emoji*

Landry: OMG *monkey covering ears emoji* *puking emoji*

Jess: Seriously, Ben! What is wrong with you?

Max: I’d tell you, but my battery would run out before I was done.

Rush: Hey, assholes. He didn’t walk in on us banging. Watch your mouth when you talk to my girl.

Landry: Never mention my dad and *eggplant emoji* again.

Lars: I do wonder…

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