I unbuckle my seat belt and climb onto my knees. Planting one hand on the console and the other on his thigh, I lean in so that we are nose to nose.
“Well, tell me, soldier, what can we do to get you in a better mood?”
“Sailor,” he says as his eyes fall to my mouth.
“What’s that?” I ask as I dart my tongue out to moisten my lips.
“I’m not a soldier. I’m a sailor,” he states.
“There’s a difference?” I ask.
“Yeah, a big difference.”
My hand glides further up his thigh, and I can feel the big difference through his slacks. His fingers wrap around my wrist and halt my progression.
“Careful.” He grits out the warning against my mouth.
So bossy. I bet he’s bossy in bed too. The thought alone has my skin tingling.
“What, afraid you’ll get a boner?” I ask.
“I’m not gonna get a boner.”
“Why? Do you have an issue?” I ask innocently.
“No.”
“You can tell me. I won’t think less of you,” I continue to tease.
“I don’t have an issue,” he bites.
My hand flies to my mouth.
“Oh my God, is it a war thing? Did Little Lenny get injured in the line of duty?”
“Little Lenny?”
“Yeah, your Little Soldier,” I say as my eyes shift to his crotch, where he still has a tight clasp on my wrist.
“How many times do I have to tell you I’m not a soldier? It’s sailor or seaman,” he says through gritted teeth.
I glance back up at him and raise a brow. “Seaman?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, did your Little Seaman get injured?” I ask.
“Geezus. My dick works fine. I’m just not a horny teenager who can’t control his hormones anymore. And stop calling my cock that.”
“No? You don’t like Little Seaman? Fine. Little Lenny, Little Sailor, Love Stone? Take your pick,” I say.
“How about we call it nothing?”
“Aw, it might not be that impressive, but I think calling it nothing is a bit hurtful.”
He growls—yes, growls—as he pulls me forward, his expression growing dark, almost feral.
I land hard against his chest, and he lets go of my wrist to fist my hair. He tugs my head back to give him a better angle to crash his mouth against mine, which takes me by surprise, and I gasp. He darts his tongue between my lips and deepens the kiss as he lifts me from the passenger seat and into his lap.