Page 2 of Hell Bites

The eerie music plays and then it’s silent for a few moments while the app moves to the next episode.

I have to say, Azrael is amazing for setting me up with this phone. Techy stuff isn’t my thing, never has been. Thankfully, he’s not only good at figuring it all out, he’s good at explaining it to me in a way I can understand. I swear, tech stuff is gibberish. Boy, do I love that man. Not enough to stay in hell, but oh well. I can love him from up here, too. Plus, he said he’d visit me sometime.

Music fills the basement, but it isn’t Shelly’s intro. I turn my head in the direction of my phone, wondering if she’s changed it or if I’d finally listened to the last episode.

Damn, I hope I haven’t.

The music playing is a jazzy little guitar number, and doesn’t sound like something fitting for true crime.

“Hello, Word Warriors…”

Oh? My ears perk up at the sound of that man’s voice.

“Welcome to The Nerd Word, I’m Felix, your host.”

Host? He sounds like a voice porn star. Is that a thing? Like a naughty narrator? A sexy storyteller?

A smile splits my face as I roll onto my stomach and stare into the corner where my phone is, resting my chin on my fists.

“Today, we’re going to get right into it, and continue the same path we’ve been on. For those just joining us, I like to talk about words. Words I like, words I don’t like, words people say incorrectly, and words that are beautiful. The lists go on and on. Today, we will talk about the infamous irregardless along with anyways. Also on the list is carnation, epidemic, monstrosity, and our bonus word for the day is… specificity. Ah, what a fun one to say.”

He chuckles, and the sound causes a tingling sensation everywhere.

Holy hell, this man’s voice…

My panties are soaked just listening to him. I wonder what he looks like? Does he live around here? Where can I find him?

“Let’s start with irregardless. People, this one is simple. It’s not a word. Stop saying it. Stop using it. Hell, stop thinking about it. The word you’re looking for is regardless. Re, people, that’s it.”

I get to my feet and move to grab my phone to click on the details.

There is no photo, which is such a bummer, but there is an email listed for listeners to send in bonus word suggestions.

“Bonus words? How about bonus story? This man is going to say some dirty words, whether he likes it or not.”

I open the note app on my phone and type. I think of every dirty thing I’d want this man to say to me and put it down, and when I’m done, I look it over and can’t help but grin.

Hi Felix, I’ve attached a wonderful narrative I’ve written, and would love for you to read it on the air. I have a feeling your listeners, me especially, will enjoy it. I only found your podcast about five minutes ago, but I’m already obsessed!!!!

Dear Zia,

I’ve been thinking about you… about us. I can’t get you off my mind. All I can picture is how your lips would feel around my cock, how tight you’d be around my fingers, the way you’d taste on my tongue. I dream of having you bent over my bed, playing with that perfect little pussy of yours while I stroke my fat dick and watch. You’d tell me to fuck your ass, but I’d tell you we should wait. You’d beg, and finally I’d give in because I’ll give you anything you want.

Until next time…

P.S. Think of me when you touch yourself. I’ll do the same.

All my love, Daddy Felix.

Holy hell, I need a drink, a fan, and a bag of ice.

I copy the passage, put it into an email, and don’t hesitate to hit send.

Boy, am I grateful Rae showed me how to send emails.

Now, all I can do is wait for Felix to read my words.

My phone alerts me of a new email, and I check it right away. There are only two people who have my email—Rae and Felix. My heart flutters when I see it’s from Felix. I didn’t think he’d get back to me so quickly. That must mean he liked my story!

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