Room 3’s True Occupant
I left the note on the desk and trudged into room one.
Two hours later, wrapped in the hoodie I kept in my bag, the hood over my head, I could still feel the air attacking my neck. Fortunately, Layla’s Spanish homework didn’t require extreme accuracy, but I’d given up on completing statistics.
I tossed my things in my bag and yanked open the door. A piece of paper fluttered to the ground.
With a frown, I bent and picked it up, reading the sloppy handwriting.
Dear Room 1 Occupant,
Hello. How are you? Did you get your work done today?
I think we need to discuss things further. I’m not understanding why you need room 3 when you have room 1. I must say, I enjoy room 3.
Text me: 555-410-3876
-Room 3’s New Tenant
I folded the note, then folded it again and again until it was a tiny square, and stuffed it in my pocket. This…this…boy thought himself funny. And he was right. He didn’t understand.
Sitting at the nearest table, I took out my phone and sent him a text.
Me: I received your note.
Squatter: Hello! How was your study time?
Me: Will you be using room 3 tomorrow?
Squatter: No small talk? I see. Yes, that was my plan. It’s a good room.
Me: Did you stop to consider someone else had been using it before you decided to steal it?
Squatter: You know, it isn’t nice to accuse me of thievery when I signed up for the room according to the rules. It is not my fault you’re unable to follow the rules as well.
I huffed at that. Unable to follow rules? He had no idea. Rules were my favorite. They were awesome. The world was a brighter, more welcoming place when I understood the rules.
Me: I love rules. Until a few days ago, I was unaware I had to sign up for the room given I was the only one to ever use it.
Squatter: It’s a good thing you know now. If you get to the library before me, you can sign up for 3.
Me: As you seem to have your final class right beside the library, that won’t happen.
Squatter: Hmmm. I guess that means I will be enjoying my room in peace. You’ll get used to 1.
Me: Are you being smug?
Squatter: Maybe a little. I have to tell you, the note you left wasn’t very nice. It set the mood for our interactions.
Me: That’s because I wasn’t feeling nice toward you.
Squatter: And now?
Me: My mood is bleak.
Squatter: No, don’t give up! Who knows, I might not need to use the room in a week or two, then you can have it back for a day.
Me: You must be an only child. It’s the only explanation for your audacious entitlement.