Lettie: I can break you in one minute forty-eight seconds.
Me: Lettie, do your best.
God, I love her.
The video call broke the phone, it was so hot. My wrist may be broken so I tried using the opposite hand. Lord, I need to practice with that hand. It was all over the place as I watched Lettie use a vibrator and spread open her folds.
Tuesday:
Lettie: Morning. Football or hockey?
Me: Morning. Golf or tennis?
Wednesday:
Me: Morning. Should I shave my balls?
Lettie: Morning. I would be more likely to put them in my mouth.
Me: Fuck, Lettie, I’m in Coach’s office doing my time.
Lettie: Well, I’m getting ready to ride Diamond Mine through the new course.
Thursday:
Me: Thanks for the article on manscaping. They are smooth and ready to be sucked into those pouty lips.
Lettie: Since you love me as an appetizer, I’ll ask the same. Hair or no hair? Or just a landing strip?
Me: Sunday can’t come soon enough.
Friday:
Me: Morning, baby. Thanks for last night. I needed to relax a little. Are you doing yoga this afternoon?
Lettie: Morning. Yes, yoga at four. Dinner at six with Jasper and in bed early. Gotta be on top of my game.
Me: You have a package arriving today.
Lettie: I love surprises.
Me: Remember when I surprised you with tickets to P!NK.
Lettie: I thought it was the best day of my life.
Me: Where does it rank now?
Lettie: Lower than every day we’ve been together.
Me: Aww, my Lettie Bug is going soft.
Lettie: As long as you stay hard, we’ll be fine.
Me: That’s my sassy girl. I’ve been hard since the tenth grade thinking about you.
Lettie: Wish I would have known.
Me too.