“Don’t call her ‘our girl’ again. She’s mine now.”
I see her head bob in acknowledgement just before she’s swallowed up by the crowd of people rushing into the airport.
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Dom:
I’ve failed you.
Dad:
I doubt that.
Dom:
Nope. I’m definitely a shithead.
Dad:
How big of a turd are we talking?
Dom:
She broke up with her girlfriend and I’m not sad about it.
Dad:
Is she sad about it?
Dom:
She seems okay.
Dad:
And you didn’t contribute to breaking them up?
Dom:
No. As much as I would like to
think she did it because she realized
I’m the one for her, that isn’t the case.
Dad:
I’m glad we don’t have to write you
out of the will for being the biggest
turd in all the land.
Dom:
These are the affirmations sons
everywhere seek. Thanks, Dad.