“I don’t know if he does or does. Doesn’t everybody, though?”
“My boss is totally not the type of guy who would allow for advancement by blow-jobs. Now, some pegging, I’m pretty sure that would be his thing.”
“Gay, or just enjoy someone playing with his ass?” I laugh.
“Weren’t we talking about your sexy romance and not the details of my boss?”
“There’s nothing more to tell. He’s a busy guy, he’s got a ton of money, and he’s slumming it with me.”
“Honey, you would be the furthest thing from slumming it. You’d be the best thing since sliced bread.”
I playfully dust off my shoulders. “I am pretty amazing. Keep going. What else about me is awesome?”