Husband: My cum not enough for you?
Blow Job King: I have a fast metabolism. You have to feed me more often.
Husband: I’m already considering taking your mouth in the bathroom.
“What the hell are you smirking at like that?” Oliver demands as he stares at Owen.
Owen looks up, glancing around. “Was I?”
“Yes—” Oliver gets up like he’s going to take Owen’s phone.
“Probably the picture of my ass I sent this morning. It’s a great angle. You want to see it?” I open my phone. “I can send it to you.”
Husband: You didn’t send me a picture?
“If you send me a picture of any part of you, I’ll make sure it’s never found.”
I stare Oliver directly in the eyes, putting my hand by my nipple like I’m going to rub it for him.
“Dinner is ready!” Isaac announces, clapping his hands together, ushering us towards the dining room.
“Thank gods. I hope there’s a decent protein. I’ve been craving savory meat.”
“I will end you,” Oliver growls.
“Oh, that was hot. Say something else.”
Owen sighs and pushes me around the table to my seat, where he pulls out my chair. Oliver’s mouth drops open in horror.
“Thank you, dear.” I sit and let Owen push me in.
“Are you gaslighting me? Is this a simulation? Am I in a coma?” Oliver looks at Isaac. “You’re seeing this, right? I’m not hallucinating? They’re here and being all couple-y?”
“If they’re happy, why does it matter?” Isaac says carefully.
“Because it’s Colin.” Oliver says my name like it’s a dirty word.
I sigh. “Did you just make my name a slur? I’m not sure if I should be proud or offended.”
“It means he’s thought about it for more than a few seconds. Take the compliment.” Owen puts my napkin on my lap as the butler serves us.
Blow Job King: I’ll send you one later.
Husband: before we leave.
Blow Job King: do I get a reward if I do?
Husband: I’ll reward you handsomely.
Blow Job King: challenge accepted.
Husband: such a good boy.
I let it go and take a bite of pot roast, moaning at the savory gravy. “Fuck that’s good.”
“Our cook is amazing,” Isaac says.
“Please let them know I throughly enjoyed their meat.”