Page 89 of His Big Bad Stick

“Except anal, right?”

“You are such an asshole, Colver.”

“I’m looking for a serious answer here. Okay? I’m deeper than any guy you’ve ever been with and you don’t tell me that you’re not on anything?”

“That’s a vote of confidence for yourself.”

“Tell me it’s not the truth. I felt it, kitten. The way you wiggled and jumped. I listened to you gasping. I explored areas you never knew could be explored.”

“Wow.”

“So tell me the truth.”

“Does it matter now? It’s too late.”

“Everything matters.”

“I’m on the pill, Colver. I mean, not anymore. Obviously. I must have messed things up. My life isn’t the calmest. And if you really want to get into it, my sex life wasn’t really active.”

“Simon couldn’t get a boner?”

“I’d rather not talk about that.”

“So you fucked up your schedule and now you’re pregnant.”

“Yup. That’s right. It’s all my fault. It’s all on my shoulders. You know what? What are you doing just thrusting into someone without protecting yourself, huh? Is that what you do? That’s kind of gross.”

“Hold up,” Colver says. “What I do with my cock is my business.”

“Oh yeah? Well, what I do with my pussy is my business.”

Colver looks at me for a second, curling his lip.

I can’t tell if it’s pregnancy hormones kicking in or I’m just tired, miserable and really confused, but I’m enjoying going right back at Colver.

It’s really pissing him off too.

Which is a bonus.

“Now, if we’re done with this useless biology course on pregnancy, can you stop somewhere to get me a pizza?”

“I’m supposed to buy you food now? After the stunt you just pulled in front of my hockey teammates?”

“You’re more worried about looking pussy-whipped in front those strippers.”

“First of all,” Colver growls, “I am not and never will be pussy-whipped! Ever!”

His voice booms.

I kind of think I’m breaking him down here.

He’s about to snap.

It’s a little scary… but I kind of like it.

“Second of all,” Colver says, “you want pizza? Get it yourself.”

I place both hands to my stomach and sigh. “Not a good start to this, Colver. You won’t even get the baby pizza?”

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