At that, I threw my arms up. “Fine, you can both fuck off.” I stepped out from between them and headed toward Ruben.
“Grey,” they both said, their tones so similar I had to fight a laugh.
“Nope. I’m out. Maybe if you both fuck one another you’ll get over this whole rivalry thing, because neither of you are fucking me until you work it out.” I slid my arm through the crook of Ruben’s, pulling him to get him going.
“What if they really do have sex? In my council room…”
I shrugged. “Well, I’m not cleaning up the mess.”
And just like that, I felt like no matter how crazy my life got, how lost I felt, how unsure I was about my path, things would be okay.
If my biggest worry was cleaning up after a little sword-crossing fun?
I’ll be just fine.