Page 84 of Brutal Prince

“Favorite sexual position?”

“Anal.”

“Is that a different position or a whole different meal?”

“Okay, doggie from behind.”

“Favorite book?”

“The dictionary.”

“Ha. Funny. Most memorable childhood experience?”

“Spent with you.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

“What about when you were younger?”

“Ah vacation in Venice with the family.”

“You’re not trying very hard. Coffee?”

“With a splash of cream.”

“Favorite TV show?”

“Sesame Street.”

“Favorite murder weapon?”

“Rope.”

I paused. “To do what?”

“Strangle.”

“Have you done that before?”

“Strangle someone to death with a rope?”

“Yes.”

“No. I’ll let you on another little secret.”

“What?”

“Sesame Street is not my favorite TV show either.”

“I figured you were being funny. What is?”

“Game of Thrones.”

I rolled my eyes. “Predictable.”

“And You.”