Page 50 of The Delivery

I take a painfully hot shower to try and cleanse myself with the steam. It’s one thing to fantasize about Mozey, and it’s another to have him standing here in front of me. I’m scared to let my guard down. I’m scared that if we become lovers one of us might think it doesn’t live up to what we wanted it to be. If I let myself be swayed, is it admitting on some level that I’m a predator? That I can’t be trusted with vulnerable people without taking advantage of them? I’m already scared of losing him, and I haven’t even had him.

“Honey, I’m home!” Mozey yells as he bangs in the door of the room. From the sounds he’s making, he’s brought home a full service bar. I stand in the shower stall, dripping with a towel wrapped around my head. Mozey is talking to someone. It’s either Tommy or Rocco; I can’t tell the difference between their voices—they both sound the same to me. I pull another fabric softener-scented towel down off the shelf and wrap it around my body. I’ll just stay in here and stare at my feet.

I poke at my reddened face in the mirror not knowing whether it’s inflamed from sunburn, crying or all the hot steam. The boys must have brought over their stereo because now they’re blasting “I’d Love to Love You, Baby” and it feels like a conspiracy. Let’s make Lana so uncomfortable she won’t even come out of the bathroom for the rest of the night. I’d like to hear what they gossip about. All three of them are villains right now in my mind. I brush my teeth until my gums bleed and then accidentally swallow a huge gulp of water as I’m rinsing my mouth out.

“FUCK!” I yell and pound my fists on the wall. I can’t seem to keep this Mexican water out of my mouth. How hard can it be?

I let a steam cloud escape the bathroom when I open the door. I peek around it to see all three of them sitting cross-legged in a huddle on the floor. They’ve got a deck of cards and are gambling for candy and some of Tommy’s blister packs of yellow and blue drugs.

“Tommy, will you style my hair?” I ask timidly, still hiding my body behind the door.

“I thought you like to ‘air-dry,’ ‘au natural’,” he says, making exaggerated finger quotes above his head like little devil’s horns.

“Please?” I say, needing his help and his company.

“My way,” he states with authority, and I nod enthusiastically. Mozey barely looks up from his game, but when he does, just for a second, I feel a great amount of affection. And I can imagine, for a tiny, fleeting moment, what it would be like to lose all of this pretense and enjoy Mozey’s warmth like Tommy and Rocco are.

“Lana, don’t fuck this up,” Tommy says, yanking sections of my hair with a round, bristle brush.

“It’s really easy from a distance to imagine how great it would be. It’s a different story when you’re face to face and you both have inflated expectations of what togetherness is. I think I want to remain in the background. Just be a fan and not ever interact with him in real time. In jail or in Mexico.”

“You are a coward,” Tommy says and teases the back of my part aggressively. He’s making me into Bridgette Bardot again. Tommy definitely has thematic hair obsessions that he’s taking out on me.

“You know, it’s not 1960, Vidal Sassoon.”

“Just go out there and love him. Or at least fuck him. I think you two were meant to be.”

“He asked me to be his fake girlfriend. He doesn’t really want me.”

“Of course he does, crazy,” he grabs me by the chin and rubs cream blush forcefully into the apples of my cheeks. “He’s trying to help lessen your guilt. Haven’t you ever tried roleplaying? It can be a really great way to open up the chakras.”

“I have no experience, Tommy. I just lust after fantasies. I can’t even imagine what it would look like after you guys leave. I’m already a wreck. I think you both have to come with me.”

“Well, you’re hair is going to look terrible. We can be sure of that! Are you just going to wear cutoffs? Girl, your mama taught you nothing about the art of seduction?”

“Should I put on some stockings with garters instead? Cause my suitcase is full of those. I want to be friends with him. I’m not cut out for anything else.”

“Suit yourself, Lanabanana. No one said you had to get married. Why don’t you just have some great sex and go home? Might as well make the trip worth your while.”

“You’re right. I can do this,” I say, taking a deep breath and inflating my lungs to capacity. I’ll just have some fun. Hello. Goodbye. Some hot sex. Go home.

But I no longer have a home. I’m a nomad turned tracker. Right now, Paradise is my only home. Sounded easy when Tommy said it, but walking over to him, making eye contact—it all feels monumental. Casual, Lana, cool as a cucumber.

But my heart won’t listen as it bangs in my ears, as it tick-tocks, rick rocks, missing beats, skipping off into oblivion. Because it sees what it wants, and it has finally found what it was missing. And I’m just the stupid girl that’s attached to it, tripping over my own feet and uncomfortable with my feelings.

Mozey scoots to the side and offers me a seat. He doesn’t seem angry; he is more even-tempered than me. When I sit down beside him and cross my legs, he leans in and quickly kisses my cheek. It isn’t charged or sexual; it’s a friendly gesture, but Lana’s eager heart is nervous and whispering, “See, I told you so. You’re already slipping.”

“You look beautiful,” he whispers so close to my ear.

And I’m soaring; I’m catapulting to the clouds and it isn’t the drugs. Because you see, I only ever wanted to be beautiful for him. Every diet I went on, every haircut, every coat of mascara I’ve applied in the mirror since the moment I met him. I never did it for anything or anyone else. Every time I wore heels. I only wanted him to see me. Even when it was impossible. Even when he wasn’t around and I hadn’t seen him for years. Like when I went on vacation with Dale to the Bahamas. I got dressed up every night we were there, and I did it for Mozey. Not for Dale. Not for me. I did it for Mozey even though he wasn’t there. Even though he would never see.

I grab his hand and squeeze it, and he squeezes back, then with our fingers interlaced, he pulls it into his lap. I can’t look at him so I look at my friends. Rocco’s eyes fly to the intimate move, and he winks. Tommy notices too, and he smiles at me. Everyone is drunk on love and delirious with every little gesture. I suddenly want to be alone with Mozey more than I’ve ever wanted anything. I scooch closer to him and lay my head on his shoulder.

These are the first moments of what the rest of life will look like, my inner-confidence says. You are delusional and harboring an unhealthy obsession, my inner-critic pans back quickly in retaliation. Every interaction, every moment we shared has taken on disproportionate significance in my head. How do you start a relationship with someone shrouded with overblown expectations? I’ve been worshiping at his altar, but he’s just a guy; he’s just another person.

I squeeze his hand again. I scrutinize every little point of contact between our two bodies. My ear on his shoulder, and my thigh flush with his. The length of my arm matching up with the length of Mozey’s, and my wrist, grazing lightly with his calf as we sit. My skin is pale, like the underbelly of a fish. His is warm, like hot chocolate with milk. I want to drink it, to swallow all of that velvet. I want it to melt on my tongue and warm me all the way up from the inside out.

“Lana looks tired. She’s had a long day,” Rocco says with the great care and the intuition of a father.

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