Page 97 of Waiting For Fate

I’m friend-divorcing anyone who calls him hot. I hate him.

Ruby

Is there a possibility for re-marriage in the future? Asking for a friend…

Me

You remember what Mama Loretta says about the line between love and hate, don’t you Lu?

Lauren

Just because you fucking catapulted over to the love side, does NOT mean I’m going to. There isn’t even a love side with him?! Just a deep abyss of hatred. Are you and Moose getting married or what?! I’m with Tay. That was some next level in-love shit.

Me

I told him I loved him.

Shane

What?!?!?!

Tay

SCREAMING

Ruby

WHEN!!!!!

Lauren

Me

Umm… after we had sex?!

Shane

WHAT?!?!?!?!

Tay

SCREAMING HARDER

Ruby

I’m so proud.

Lauren

I’m passed out on the floor. Bitch, EXPLAIN YO SELF.

Me

I showed up at his game Thursday when meetings ended early. He took me out, we ran into Josh (you guys remember Josh?) Anyways, we yelled at each other in the rain then I told him to take me home (for activities) and… he did.

Lauren

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