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Tank

ANYWAYSS… Looks like you got your girl then? Congrats man.

Me

You are the most in touch with your feelings group of guys I’ve ever met you know that? And thank you. Just gotta keep her now.

Tucker

That’s because we’re all in therapy. We’re some healed motherfuckers who learned how to express their feelings.

Max

Are you doing their commercials now or something???

Tank

Max is still new to therapy. You’ll have to ignore him.

Me

No no. I like Max’s vibe. Don’t try to change him.

Max

Nah, they’re right. I need some healing too. But don’t worry, I’ll still be an asshole. For you.

Me

What the fuck is happening?

Tucker

Are you guys coming this weekend?

Me

Is WHO coming to WHAT?

Max

They’re like one day into this Tucker, she probably isn't TELLING him what they’re doing yet…

Tucker

Fair. We’re going out this weekend. Hitting up Broadway. You should come.

Me

If Leah’s there, I’m there.

Tank

*whipped GIF*

Me

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