Me
OMG. Your dress is fine & Shane what the hell was that?
Tay
Popping her cherry?
Shane
Ding ding ding.
Lauren
Clever.
Me
I feel like I’m texting my kindergarteners.
Shane
That’s concerning. This is much too mature of a conversation for six year olds to be having.
Ruby
Ummmm. Excuse me, how did I not know Le was a virgin???
Me
Probably the same way Sawyer doesn't know. It’s never come up.
Tay
Oh, shit.
Shane
Ope. My bad babe.
Me
Wait, did you really think I would sleep with him the SAME NIGHT we get together?!
Shane
Of course not.
Lauren
Girls night anyone?? Maybe we can discuss how Leah will tell Sawyer she’s tighter than Fort Knox but in a sexy way??
Me
Yeah, we’re not going to do that…
Tay