HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PRETEND HE IS A RANDOM HOCKEY PLAYER IF YOU DIRECTLY ADDRESS HIM AS MY BROTHER?!?!?!?
Shane
Stop shouting babe. It’ll give you wrinkles faster.
Lauren
True statement.
Ruby
I’ll be a raisin before 40 at this rate.
Me
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Have I missed a lot?
Tay
No, I’m being dramatic. I just miss you guys. I’ve had a shit schedule lately anyways.
Shane
I’ve been busy getting my next exhibit ready to ship to Hugh and chasing Cece around. Nothing to miss here.
Lauren
I’m not even adding to this convo because yall think my problem is hot and I’m still mad about it.
Ruby
Poe is rolling over now. Other than that, not much to report.
Me
I went to a club and danced with a girl I thought was dating Sawyer earlier this year. We’re in love now.
Ruby
You and Sawyer or you and this HARLET?
Tay
You tramp!!!
Shane
Divorce. Immediately.
Lauren
How could you do this to us?
Me
I think you guys would really like her. Her name is Lyssa, she’s dating Matty.
Tay