Page 42 of Crazy for this Girl

LAYNEE: Tell me!

CAL: Nope! However, it’s legendary. You’re going to be proposing to me in no time when I show you.

LAYNEE: You got me a new mom?

CAL: You’re absolutely ridiculous.I’m blocking you.

LAYNEE: Hey.

CAL: Hey, Tone Deaf. What’s up?

LAYNEE: I’m not sure. I was hoping you could help me with something.

CAL: Sure, shoot.

LAYNEE: There’s this thing that I really want, but the problem is, I’m not sure what it is.

CAL: Uh, huh.

LAYNEE: I was wondering if you knew how I could get it.

CAL: It isn’t something legendary, is it?

LAYNEE: It was described to me as such, yes.

CAL: Get off my phone, Laynee.

LAYNEE: Blue.

CAL: For what?

LAYNEE: For what my surprise is.

CAL: Are you back at this again? And it doesn’t apply here.

LAYNEE: Yes, it does. You said we’d tell each other everything.

CAL: Not with this.

LAYNEE: Then you’re breaking the rule.

CAL: I’m far from breaking a rule, and you’re too busy worrying about it rather than planning your proposal.

LAYNEE: It’s already done.

CAL: What is it then?

LAYNEE: Ha, wouldn’t you like to know?

CAL: Not as much as you’d like to know the surprise, apparently.

LAYNEE: I’m breaking up with you.

CAL: I don’t see how that helps your cause.

LAYNEE: Just TELL me.

CAL: No.