LAYNEE: Tell me!
CAL: Nope! However, it’s legendary. You’re going to be proposing to me in no time when I show you.
LAYNEE: You got me a new mom?
CAL: You’re absolutely ridiculous.I’m blocking you.
LAYNEE: Hey.
CAL: Hey, Tone Deaf. What’s up?
LAYNEE: I’m not sure. I was hoping you could help me with something.
CAL: Sure, shoot.
LAYNEE: There’s this thing that I really want, but the problem is, I’m not sure what it is.
CAL: Uh, huh.
LAYNEE: I was wondering if you knew how I could get it.
CAL: It isn’t something legendary, is it?
LAYNEE: It was described to me as such, yes.
CAL: Get off my phone, Laynee.
LAYNEE: Blue.
CAL: For what?
LAYNEE: For what my surprise is.
CAL: Are you back at this again? And it doesn’t apply here.
LAYNEE: Yes, it does. You said we’d tell each other everything.
CAL: Not with this.
LAYNEE: Then you’re breaking the rule.
CAL: I’m far from breaking a rule, and you’re too busy worrying about it rather than planning your proposal.
LAYNEE: It’s already done.
CAL: What is it then?
LAYNEE: Ha, wouldn’t you like to know?
CAL: Not as much as you’d like to know the surprise, apparently.
LAYNEE: I’m breaking up with you.
CAL: I don’t see how that helps your cause.
LAYNEE: Just TELL me.
CAL: No.