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Another moment goes by, and I don't want anything to do with him because I hate the world of politics.

I haven’t been this confused since high school calculus.

Chase: How boring is Ohio?

Me: Eh, it’s not that bad. The white wall in front of me is beautiful.

Chase: And, on that note, I think I’d rather be here than there. Isn’t there just a zoo and some cornfields?

Me: And an important Democratic debate.

Chase: Oh, yeah. That.

Chase: Still sounds like I’d rather watch paint dry.

Me: Why are you bothering me, I’m watching The Real Housewives of something and silently mocking all of them.

Chase: Because we are on question #10 tonight, then my day is complete.

Me: *insert eye roll*

Chase: P.S. Did you open my dick pic yet?

Me: You’re dead serious, aren’t you?

Chase: What’s that phrase...as a doornail?

Me: No fool, I don’t want it to ruin what we have.

Chase: Which is?

Me: Someone I can make fun of on a day-to-day basis.

Chase: You’re horrible for my self-esteem, Sox.

Me: Imagine if your dick was small.

Chase: It’s not small.

Me: *shrug*

Chase: I hate you.

Me: I’m just trying to save you from emotional abuse.

Chase: How thoughtful.

Chase: You can make it up to me by answering my question.

Me: Go ahead, babe.

Chase: *wiggles eyebrows*

Chase: Did I just get a pet name?

Me: No, asshole, ask me the question.

Chase: So much for saving me from emotional abuse.

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