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Yours sincerely,

Ms Johnson

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.35

Subject: Communication

Dear Ms Johnson,

You’re welcome.

That depends. Sometimes size does matter. Wouldn’t you agree?

Yours sincerely,

Big Theo

I knew I was skating close to the edge with that email, so I was intrigued to see her reaction.

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.39

Subject: Communication

Dear Little Theo,

True. But there’s no point having something big if you don’t know how to use it.

Yours sincerely,

Ms Johnson

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.42

Subject: Communication

Dear Ms Johnson,

Are we still talking about crickets?

Yours sincerely,

Theo ‘Skills’ Eaves

As I hit send on the email, I smirked. Her comment about knowing how to use it could’ve been completely innocent, but I suspected there was some innuendo there, so I couldn’t resist calling her out on it. I was curious to know how she’d respond.

She read the message, then slipped her phone into her bag.