Yours sincerely,
Ms Johnson
From: [email protected]
Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.35
Subject: Communication
Dear Ms Johnson,
You’re welcome.
That depends. Sometimes size does matter. Wouldn’t you agree?
Yours sincerely,
Big Theo
I knew I was skating close to the edge with that email, so I was intrigued to see her reaction.
From: [email protected]
Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.39
Subject: Communication
Dear Little Theo,
True. But there’s no point having something big if you don’t know how to use it.
Yours sincerely,
Ms Johnson
From: [email protected]
Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.42
Subject: Communication
Dear Ms Johnson,
Are we still talking about crickets?
Yours sincerely,
Theo ‘Skills’ Eaves
As I hit send on the email, I smirked. Her comment about knowing how to use it could’ve been completely innocent, but I suspected there was some innuendo there, so I couldn’t resist calling her out on it. I was curious to know how she’d respond.
She read the message, then slipped her phone into her bag.