Page 87 of Unexpected Hero

Sugar Bear

I’m going to go take a bath with my hair dryer now.

Dominant James

If the hair dryer doesn’t end you, the infection you’ll get from the tub in that hotel will finish the job.

Sugar Bear

No longer needed. Your unexpected humor murdered me. I’m dead now. Mourn me.

A few days later...

Dominant James

Did I leave my sunglasses at your place last night?

Sugar Bear

You did. I’m holding them hostage.

Dominant James

What are your ransom demands?

Sugar Bear

I only have one demand.

Dominant James

What?

Sugar Bear

I get to pick the movie next time.

Dominant James

Nah. Keep the sunglasses.

Sugar Bear

Oh come on!

Dominant James

I’ll never forgive you for making me watch Zoolander 2. You’ve officially lost the right to select movies.

Sugar Bear

I didn’t know it would be that bad. The first one was funny for an old movie.

Dominant James

Old movie? Now you’re making me feel ancient.

Sugar Bear

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