Page 152 of Pretend Girlfriend

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“Is it always that good?” Landon asked afterward. His bed was crowded with four, but we made it work without the guys cuddling too much. Their three bodies looked beautiful in the dim candlelight, which created valleys of shadow in their muscular frames.

“My sample size is two,” I said while curled up against his bicep. “But based on that limited data, yes, it’s always that good.”

“That conclusion passes peer-review,” Theo chuckled. “Based on my sample size of two, that is.”

“Ditto,” Austin added.

“Glad I remembered it this time, too,” Landon said.

“And you didn’t have to fake coming!” I said happily.

Austin sat up in bed and looked down at Landon. “You… faked an orgasm?”

“I had whiskey dick!” Landon complained.

Theo propped himself up on an elbow. “So you, like, pretended to come.”

“Yes.”

“The way women do?”

Landon nodded. “I even made myself tremble like I was in a blizzard. I’m pretty sure she bought it, but like I said, I barely remember it.”

Austin rumbled with laughter. “Do we need to check Joanna to make sure you actually came?”

“Trust me, I did,” Landon replied. “I’ve never come so hard in my life. My balls are like shriveled up raisins right now.”

“Does that mean we’re not having round two in an hour?” I asked.

Landon gave me a pained look. “I mean… maybe if you give me some time, and a Gatorade…”

I laughed and kissed him on the cheek. “I was joking. I’m too sore to do it again tonight.”

Theo raised an eyebrow. “Which part of you is sore?”

“Every part!”

The four of us laughed together.

“I love you,” I told Landon. “And you, and you. I love all three of you so much.”

“Notice how genuine she sounds right now, after getting gangbanged by the three of us,” Theo pointed out.

“She’s definitely more enthusiastic about the L-word now compared to earlier, when she first said it.”

“I will make no apologies to how earnest my love seems,” I replied. “I love you, and you, and you.” I kissed each of them in turn, then rested on Landon’s chest while pulling Theo over to cuddle against me.

“I don’t want to get ahead of myself,” Austin said. “But I think she loves you, Theo.”

“Bro, I think she loves you too.”

“And Landon!” Austin added.

“I feel very loved right now,” Landon admitted.

A phone rang somewhere on the floor.

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