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I smiled. "That he's jonesing to fuck me."

"Then let's go with that. Where is this arrangement happening?"

"We're going camping. He has a camper van."

"Maybe you should meet him there, so you have your car … just in case."

"I think that might send the wrong message."

"Your call. The whole thing sounds romantic, though. Maybe Brody and I should get a camper. Take some time to fuck in the woods before we take guardianship of the kids. And then we can use it for some family fun." Noah laughed. "I'm going to run it past him."

"I'll let you know how it goes."

"You'd better. The guys will be expecting salacious details."

"Not going to give you those."

"Boo. Hiss."

I laughed. "Fuck off."

"I'm sure it's going to work out, Ethan. Sounds like you've picked a good guy."

"I'll find out soon enough."

"Good luck."

"You make it sound like I'm about to perform."

"Knowing you, I'm sure you will."

"Again … fuck off."

"Get some sleep. You've got a big weekend coming up. Kisses."

"Love you."

"Love you too."

I ended the call and set my phone beside me. I picked it up again.

Me: I need a pep talk.

Owen: For what?

Me: Gonna have sex with Daniel and he's a virgin.

Owen: Easy. Match his speed. Don't push him to claim your ass.

Me: I've never been with a virgin before.

Owen: Think back to your first time. That's how he's going to be feeling.

Me: I was so ready to be fucked my first time, I was a maniac.

Owen: Okay, so maybe you're not a good example.

Me: I want to make him feel good.

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