Prologue
To: George Stoughton, the Earl of Bonkinbone
October 20th
Dear Sir,
Cease your attempts to send me money. I do not want it, nor do I want double it, nor triple the amount. As I have told you several times already, you cannot repay your debt with money. I bought your debt because I want one thing from you:
Tell me where I can find your brother, William.
You know as well as I that he left the country at the end of the summer, and I require an address to reach him.
Give me that address, and I will erase your debt.
Impatiently awaiting your response,
Demon Hayle
Baron Endymion
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To: George Stoughton, the Earl of Bonkinbone
November 2nd
My lord,
You will find enclosed your cheque. Also, a card I had on hand for a physician in London. I cannot personally recommend him, because I have never visited him—I believe he’s one of my mother’s friends, which is why I had his card in my desk drawer.
Clearly, you are having some trouble comprehending the written word. Perhaps your vision needs to be checked, or there is some disruption between your eyes and your processing capabilities in your brain. A doctor will hopefully be able to help you.
Yet again, you have deliberately misunderstood my requirements to erase your not unsubstantial debt. Money will not do.
Baron Endymion
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To: George Stoughton, the Earl of Bonkinbone
November 13th
You complete muffin,
Cease, I tell you, cease! You know my demands, clackdish. Your brother’s address, a way to contact him abroad, and I will tear up the vouchers I purchased.
Endymion
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To: George Stoughton, the Earl of Bonkinbone
November 24th
Bonkinbone—
Wait, wait, let’s not be hasty. Call back this ‘representative’ of yours. I have no need for some pasty, glib-tongued solicitor to traipse up to Scotland. You and I can conduct our business perfectly fine via post.