“How’s your neck?” I ask.
“Feels hot and tingly, but not in a bad way. More importantly, the magic current means we did the first part right.”
I wince. “Sorry I don’t have fangs like you. I’m sure it hurt a lot.”
“Nah. I was feeling too much incredible pleasure to notice.” His tail thumps against the bed and his fluffy ears twitch.
I reach up and stroke them, and he nuzzles into me, making little contented noises.
“Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. It was my first time so I know I’ve still got a lot to learn, but I promise I’ll get better.”
He opens one eye and gives me an incredulous look. “If you get much better, you might kill me.”
I let out a relieved laugh. “Good to know.”
He studies me. “Are you ready for me to return the favor?”
My cock twitches with interest.
“You’re on.”
Chapter
Twenty-Six
Griff: Why did the surfer bring their laptop into the ocean?
Shae: I’m impressed that these jokes don’t appear to get old for you.
Griff: To surf the internet! Thanks, babe. *heart eyes emoji*
Cal: I can’t handle this schmoopy stuff here too. Talk about gross.
Ruby: I live for the day you fall in love, Cal. It’s going to be like a car wreck you can’t look away from.
Dallas: What’s a cat’s favorite movie to watch?
Cal: The Fast and the Fur-ious. Nailed it!
Harper: Catbaret, darlings.
Griff: Ha! I’ve got one. The Big Meowski!
Cal: Okay, that’s pretty close but still not as good as mine.
Ruby: Forget it guys, it’s gotta be a classic like Catsablanca!
Harper: Inspired. Hats off to you.
Shae: How about The Purrincess Bride?
Griff: Nice one, babe!
Dallas: Bzzz! Incorrect. The answer is: Purrassic Park!
—MEOW Squad Group Text Thread
Griffin