Joel sucked in a breath and glanced excitedly between us. “Are you going to let me come or punish my penis for getting hard? It did it on its own, so I shouldn’t get punished. It’s not my fault.”
I didn’t bother trying to decide if he thought his penis was its own person or not. I nodded at Tate and just shifted my hand so I could rub Joel’s back. “That sounds like a good plan.”
“But what plan are we doing? Reward? Punishment?” Joel looked down the line of his body. “Stop that. We don’t want to be punished.”
Clearly different parts had different views on that, so I knew that whatever Tate did, I’d have to move fast.
Tate’s interesting friend Derek had his expression under control by the time he turned back toward us, but it had to have been a close call. “There we go. Now no interruptions when we’re helping your naughty boy behave.”
Joel didn’t get offended, but he sighed and frowned at his dick again. “It’s not my fault he appreciates all the fun things in your store.”
Since we were all appreciating the store, I just ignored that part and shifted so I was standing to the side. “Let’s hope he appreciates all the fun things we bring home.”
Joel just smiled dreamily. “He will. He’s very confident about that.”
As I rolled my eyes again, Tate grinned. “He’s been confident about quite a few things lately.”
Nodding, Joel rocked his hips back and forth, pushing his bulge out to be more prominent. “It just took him a while to figure out what he liked.”
Snuggling up behind Joel, Tate pushed his erection against our boy’s ass. “His Masters. Isn’t that right, slut?”
Melting back into Tate’s embrace, Joel wasn’t shy as he nodded. “Yes. He likes you as much as I do.”
Derek was the one trying not to melt that time. “Aww. So cute. I can’t wait to help cage him for you.”
Tate definitely knew the weirdest people.
“Thank you. I appreciate your help.” Tate’s answer said he was one of the weird people he knew too. “Joel does too.”
As Joel started to nod, Tate took that as the obvious permission to keep going and pushed the naughty boy’s pants to his thighs. I’d have died of shock in that situation, but Joel sighed again and closed his eyes. “You guys are the best.”
Scrunching them tight, he looked like a kid getting ready for his surprise birthday present. “I’m ready, Master.”
Mumbling something about pain and pleasure and telling his dick to behave, Joel shivered as Tate and I both reached for the tight little briefs he’d put on earlier and peeled them down. His dick sprang up like it was saying hello, but Tate was amazing and tsked as he shook his head. “Naughty slut, your little cutie is just begging for attention.”
Joel’s knees went wobbly. “I…I’m sorry, Master. He just really likes you.”
The funniest and sexiest part was that Joel was being perfectly honest and Derek was having a really hard time holding his sighs in. It was obvious that he thought Joel was adorable too.
“I’m glad he likes me.” Tate slowly trailed his fingers up Joel’s thigh, smiling when he made the little attention whore’s dick jump. “Look at that. He said hello again.”
The conversation couldn’t have gotten more ridiculous, but I found myself rubbing my dick against his side and slowly caressing his bared ass with my hand. It was impossible to know which touch made him shiver or smile, but I knew he appreciated all of them. “I…I’m making you hard.”
He was making everyone hard.
“And that’s making him even harder.” Derek clapped his hands together before reaching around his counter to grab the measuring tape. “That’s perfect for our first measurements.”
Joel went wobbly again and I was pretty sure his eyes rolled back in his head as I reached for his cock and held it steady for Derek. “There you go.”
He loved being objectified this way just as much as he had being a cockwarmer.
“Perfect.” Derek’s cheerful tone would’ve pleased Joel, but his next words put the nut over the moon. “He’s already adorable but he’ll look even better caged.”
As Derek measured Joel’s dick, keeping an almost professional feel to the weird situation, Joel sighed and nodded. “It’s very cute.”
And proportional.
He was cute in a variety of ways, but I was going to monitor his internet activity a lot more closely than I had been in the past.