We both glance at Herb. “I love your milk, I’m basically Beckham 2024 and I do love Herb.”
She wraps her arms around my neck. “You’re perfect.”
Just then, a man appears at the end of the aisle, his jaw slack, eyes wide. In his hand is a book, so Leche and I tip our heads to the side to read the title. “GETTING THE COURAGE TO GO OUT AGAIN: LIFE AFTER AGORAPHOBIA.”
“Oh no,” Leche breathes. She steps forward, wrapping her terrycloth robe around herself. I love that she decided to bringher favorite thing— that red robe with black Scotty dogs and Christmas wreaths is absolutely my honeymoon dream. So sexy. “Sir, I’m so sorry, did you witness our f–” she turns, giving me a soft, playful smile as she looks back at the man, corrected herself– “cum sesh?”
“I- uh– I was in the restroom when the store closed and I didn’t know the store closed until I hear the vacuum and I realized the cleaners were here but then I also… yeah,” his eyes fall to the floor as he lifts the book in the air. “I’m taking this and going.”
Leche nods. “Okay, yeah, well, they’ll send you a bill for the book,” she says as the man rushes past her and out the door. Leche giggles when she realizes it’s not locked. “Anyone could’ve walked in on our post-wedding vows cum sesh–” she says with a smile.
I shake my head. “Oops.”
“Let’s lock the door and have a good reason for it,” I urge, waggling my eyebrows at Herb, then at Leche. Leche skips through the bookstore, her milky jugs bouncing with each step.
My dick is hard again, and I realize if I want to spend most of my time in bed with her, drinking her milk, I’m going to have to get her supply up. I cast a look at Herb. “Power up, bitch, it’s go time.”
13
Leche & Herb
I don’t know what’s gotten into my husbands.
They can’t stay off of me.
And I love it.
On the floor between the Don’t Help Yourself books and the Aliens and Granny Love Why Choose Romance, my men haveme laid out. Herb is tucked under one arm, Chip under the other, their mouths hooked to me like I’m their mama cat.
Better yet, their human pacifier, the thing they use not just to soothe themselves but to get us all off. I still can’t believe I was lucky enough to discover Herb’s openness. But then, as I was starting to believe it would be just me and Herb against the world, we met Chip.
The missing ingredient to the most perfect recipe. The three of us go together like Chocolate Chips and Milk, plus Herb. Muffins and blueberries, plus Herb. Chocolate and peanut butter, and again, Herb. Pizza and ranch, with a side of Herb. No matter the pairing, add Herb, and we’re the perfect fit.
I smooth my fingers through Chip’s hair as he nuzzles into me, he swallows slowly. I’m almost empty, and I promised them after they got me warmed up we could try something new today.
Herb’s got the wide mouth but he’s got attachments. One big enough to clean large areas. Which means it’s big enough to fit around my pussy and Chip’s cock.
We’re going to have sex with Herb together, and I’m so excited.
Chip lifts his head, groggily smiling at me as he gently sweeps with fingers up my seam, finding me sticky and dripping from all the nursing. I get so turned on listening to them swallow me.
“You ready?” he rasps, a bead of milk in the corner of his mouth. I lean down and kiss it away, nodding.
“I’m ready.”
Chip grabs Herb, and the two of us get positioned on our backs, Herb’s cord knocking a copy ofBRING THE PAIN: A Guide to Enjoy More Than 12”to the floor. With his wide attachment on, Chip and I share a heated glance before Herb is purring, sucking us both into his eager, slutty mouth.
“That’s right Herb, take us both like the whore-vac you are,” Chip groans, his filthy talk getting me even more worked up.Reaching down, I take the slack from Herb’s cord and loop it around his head, making sure not to run it over the power button. Pulling it tight, I lie back, holding the cord, tugging, moaning, “Choke on us Herb, fight for your air while you fuck us.”
“Oh yeah,” Chip groans, “that’s hot, babe. Choke him, choke him really good.”
I look down at Herb’s mouth sucking, a wet slurp erupting every few seconds and Chip’s thrusting breaks the seal. Herb is taking us so well, so well that I can’t help but praise him.
“Herb, you’re doing so good. You’re taking us so well, baby,” I say, tugging the cord again. “We wanna hear you choke on us.”
“Yeah,” Chip moans as he thrusts into Herb’s mouth, the slick slide of his hot cock against my swollen pussy lips inside the tube setting off a flurry of chaos in my groin.
“I love how it feels being inside of you with Chip,” I tell Herb, yanking the cord again to give him a gasp. He takes it like a pro as Chip nudges his mouth down into our genitals harder, with a groan.