Me
Finally, there’s a perk to this mate thing
Eli
There are lots of perks
Me, for starters
Complete, unimpeded access
You won the damn lottery
I bit back a grin.
Me
And you didn’t?
I’m the full package, E
Eli
I’m aware
My cock is too, for the record
My face flushed
Me
In your dreams will that ever happen again
Eli
*in ALL of my dreams
Me
Now you’re just being cheesy
Eli
Who doesn’t like cheese?
I sent him an eye-rolling emoji.
He sent a gif back of someone raising their eyebrows up and down.
Me
What else don’t I know? There was something about scents, wasn’t there?
Eli
There is
But I really don’t want to have that conversation over text