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Didn’t the medicine help?

Gracie

Well I’m not actually vomiting anymore, but feeling like I’m going to is almost as bad. I swear to God, you’re tying my tubes the second these babies are out of me. I’m not doing this again.

Lindy

You said that after the twins.

Gracie

Yeah well, I didn’t know the next time I’d be having triplets. Seriously, how the hell did this happen?

Everly

Maybe if you’d get off your husband’s dick every now and then, you wouldn’t always be knocked-up. Just saying.

Brynlee

Shots fired. Who pissed in your cheerios, Evie?

Lindy

She’s just pissed because Cross went and got snipped, and they can’t have sex for a week or two.

Everly

Listen, three kids are plenty. And unlike Gracie, I have no need to test my luck with twins or triplets. And holy shit, do those genes run strong in our family.

Lindy

We’ve got appointments booked all day today, Kenz. Rain check?

Kenzie

Okay – let me rephrase.

Anybody going to the Revolution game tonight?

Lindy

I am.

Everly

Me.

Brynlee

Not unless you want to see my jumbo boobs on the jumbotron.

Lindy

No. Just no. Put them away and get him a pacifier, Brynnie.

Gracie

Doubtful at this rate, but maybe. I want to see Hendrix.

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