Page 62 of Four Weekends and a Funeral

Adam:

Rarely.

10:13 PM

Alison:

You drink too much coffee. You have a problem. You need help.

10:14 PM

Adam:

You’re 30 percent expired cookies. YOU need help.

10:14 PM

Alison:

My addiction is helping young women develop entrepreneurial skills. Yours makes you a jittery grouch.

10:15 PM

Adam:

I’m not that jittery.

10:16 PM

Alison:

I’m not bringing you an americano on Saturday. You’re detoxing.

10:17 PM

Adam:

Noooooo.

10:17 PM

Alison:

I thought Starbucks was evil.

10:18 PM

Adam:

We’ve reached an understanding.

10:19 PM

Alison:

Fine. But it’ll be half-caff.

He types on and off for a few minutes before his next text appears.

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