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My forehead crinkles. Is this a trap? He’s spinning me in circles.

Lane: But if I sent you a picture of me with a banana in my mouth, it'd be okay?

Noah: ...

Lane: Fine. If I deep throated a banana for you, it'd be okay?

Noah: Probably not. I just want to know what you would look like choking on a dick.

A comment like that should not surprise me. And it most certainly shouldn't send a thrill of adrenaline through my veins, right to my crotch.

Lane: Haha. Very funny.

So funny that I’m rock hard. Why am I so hard?

Noah: The fact that you think I'm kidding is exactly why this couldn't work.

Lane: You're driving me insane.

I eyeball the banana that's still in my hand, thinking of how to play this cool. I'm not sure I'll like whatever his idea is, but damn if I don't want to know what it is.

He's probably doing this on purpose. It's probably a trap.

Lane: You first.

Noah: I'm allergic to bananas.

Oh, right. I knew that. They give him hives.

Noah: …But I'll put something else in my mouth.

Thump. Thump. My blood pumps directly to my erection. I need to pull my head out of the gutter, and fast, before this escalates. This conversation alone is enough to condemn me.

I don't know how to respond, so I don't.

Noah: I meant your cock.

Noah: I'd put your cock in my mouth and let you take a picture.

Jesus. He has to be kidding.

Thump. Thump.

Be cool, Lane. It's just Noah being funny.

Lane: ??

Noah: Meet me in the hallway.

The breath rushes out of me when I hear his door open, followed by a soft knock when I don't come out. He thinks he's hilarious. There's no way I can go out there with an erection this big, though. It's too obvious.

Ping.

Thump. Thump.

Noah: ...

With a deep breath, I get to my feet. I have to go out there and call him on his shit, if only to get this one win. Willing my erection to behave, I position it against my stomach, using my waistband and arranging my shirt so he won’t notice. I'm just going to stick my head out and call his bluff, and then maybe have a shower to calm down.

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