Ashe recovered first. His deflating lube-covered dick slid out of my backside. I relaxed my legs from around Beryl’s waist to stand unsteadily. Stepping back into the spray of the shower, our combined juices slid down my thighs. I spread my butt cheeks and a small series of farting noises promptly hissed out.
I froze and turned beet red, wishing I hadn’t done that.
Ashe strode forward and cupped the back of my head. He pulled me to his chest. “I put the fucking air in there. It had to come out sometime.”
“Think of it like a butt queef,” Beryl added. “An adorable, sexy, little puff.”
I pulled away from Ashe’s chest and peeked at Beryl. He’d already grabbed Professor Garnet’s loofa and soaped himself down.
“Nice part about doing this is the shower. It speeds up the cleaning process,” Beryl said. He started whistling.
“Do you ever fucking shut up?” Ashe asked.
Beryl held out the loofa, and Ashe grabbed it out of his hand. The blue-eyed mage proceeded to reach up, tilting the showerhead so the water only sprayed on him.
“We need to talk about your taste in men, Kitten,” Ashe grumbled as he began to soap us down. “And this doesn’t fucking get you out of our conversation.”
I nodded and bit my bottom lip. Beryl’s hands glided across the suds Ashe had deposited on my backside. He squeezed my thoroughly sated lady bits.
Ashe pushed Beryl away from me. “Fuck off.”
Beryl spun me out of Ashe’s slippery grip and captured my lips. “Learn to share, teddy bear. We’re all in this together now.”
* * *
I smoothed down my magically dried and cleaned uniform as I exited the washroom. Professor Garnet stood from his low desk. Our eyes met, blood rushed to my cheeks at the heated look he gave me. He gave the two bigger men a nod before motioning for us to have a seat.
“Ah.” I tried to tug on my phantom braid. “How much did you…”
“Only the end,” Professor Garnet said, cutting me off. “But I loved every minute of it.” He smiled, keeping his hands carefully folded in front of him. “Please, sit, all of you.”
Beryl shuffled next to me. “I need to take off.”
I bit my bottom lip. “Already?”
Beryl bent down and kissed me as thoroughly as the two men had just fucked me.
“Nothing’s changed, Dot,” Beryl said once we came up for air. “Today was an exception. But I still want you out of here. Being seen together will lower your Aptitudes.”
I rubbed my flushed cheek. “There has to be something. If the camera system’s back up, won’t you be seen leaving Professor Garnet’s office, anyway?”
Professor Garnet rubbed the back of his neck. “There’s a secret passage to get up here,” he said, narrowing his eyes at Beryl. “Most of the passages are under the castle and connect a few main rooms together with escape routes. I’m sure you’ve already figured all this out.”
Beryl nodded. “Like fifteen years ago.”
“So,” I said, bouncing on my bare feet. “Does that mean we can sneak around more often?”
Beryl shook his head. “Super limited. It’s only this tower, the old throne room, the king’s bed chambers, which belong to Alchemist Blickenstaff now. And a few other spots used as classrooms. Also known as, everything leads directly to cameras anyway.”
I stopped bouncing and wrapped myself around Beryl’s arm.
“My passage spits you out in the cellar,” Professor Garnet added. He frowned and shook his head. “I want to trust you, but I know the market you run. If I find anything in this room that doesn’t belong to me, or you in it without Aphy, I will turn you in.” His face turned hard.
I ran my hand down Beryl’s arm to squeeze his hand. Beryl unwrapped me from his arm and gave me another kiss on the forehead.
He straightened and gave the professor a toothy grin. “Chill fairy. I wouldn’t do that to you.” He smirked. “I’m sure once you and Dot figure out your stuff, you’ll be in the shower with us. No need to be jealous.”
Professor Garnet’s frown twitched into a smile. Both men turned their gazes on me. I was pretty sure my blush would set my hair on fire. Before I could find out Ashe growled and pulled me back into his arms.