Dylan: If you want to talk to Nash, you need to tell me more than that. Or I will delete this message.
Apollo: Tell him it’s about Tia
Dylan: What about her?
Apollo: Is this Nash?
Dylan: Yeah
Apollo: She’ll never ask, but she could use your help with something.
Dylan: You realise how fucking strange this sounds, right? What does she need help with?
Apollo: She wants to learn how to play the guitar, and I figured you could help. Forget it though, if it’s a problem.
Dylan: Why does she need to learn guitar, and why would I help?
Apollo: Dude, forget it. I thought you’d want to help. She can stick with the guy she found in the classifieds.
Dylan: Wait, she can’t do that. You’d let her meet a stranger?
Apollo: You’re making me regret this
Dylan: What do you expect me to say? You message out of the blue. And tell me you’re letting your friend meet a stranger for guitar lessons.
Apollo: Jesus, can you help or not?
Dylan: You’re an asshole.
Apollo: It isn’t about me.
Dylan: Ok… so long as we understand each other
Apollo: Yeah, I’m an asshole and you’re a little bitch
Dylan: You’re lucky I like her.
Apollo: Well?
Dylan: Send me your number.
Chapter Eight
Leaving the gym, dejected and embarrassed, I think I’ve broken my ass bone. I’ve at least slipped a couple of discs in my back. And my wrists are hurting so badly I want to cry.
“We need to reevaluate this one,” I tell Apollo.
“I hate to agree. After that performance, I’m concerned you’ll break your neck before you master a backflip.”
“What if I do the crab?” I suggest.
His lips turn down in a frown of contemplation. “I don’t see the similarities. But, it might be for the best.”
“Not today,” I say, heading for the subway.
At least the retired gymnast Apollo found didn’t laugh too hard or get too exasperated with me. I toppled and fell on my ass enough times. She was concerned and called time. Diplomatically saying, some people aren’t flexible.
We bought a stranger’s groceries before heading to the gym. So I crossed one thing off the list today, thankfully. We were aiming for three. How Apollo thought I’d be able to master a backflip after one session was anyone’s guess.