Easy for him to say.
I snort inwardly.
“What’s up?” he says.
I guess it was outwardly.
I direct my attention to my hand. Lift it, and lie. “Figures I wouldn’t get away completely unscathed this weekend.”
His features soften. “You’re actually not doing too bad, muffin. Considering.”
I choke a laugh. Tell me about it.
I slide off the bed. “And if you want to come out unscathed, you’ll stop calling me muffin.”