Do you want to hang out later? Your dad canceled practice?
I’m home right now, he’s sick so I brought him some soup
Oh, okay
I hope he feels better soon
But I’ll see you tomorrow?
Ryan is so pumped we’re coming to his game
I still can’t get over how excited he was when you taught him how to skate backward
November 8th
Lucky Penny
All I’m saying is that they could have made the orcs a little less disgusting
I’m going to have nightmares, Coop!
You never call me Coop
Also, your words were “why aren’t the orcs sexy” PENELOPE
You never call me Penelope
If you saw a romance novel orc, you would understand
Mmm, overbite ;P
You’re a freak
You are too. A wet dream where I had elf ears? Callahan, please.
Excuse you, I thought we agreed to drop that
. . .
We agreed to drop that, right? Right, Red?
November 11th
Penny
Mia is hooking up with some guy she met on Tinder... pray for my ears
?! instead?
Three days too long for you?
I have a game tomorrow . . .
You need to pick me up
And I’m bringing Mark Antony
I still can’t believe you let Mia name your new friend