Page 94 of The Pucking Wrong Man

Hmmm. I was intrigued by that story. But also a little terrified for the professor. Lincoln Daniels could be...scary.

A perfect use of “...” right there.

Me: Which one of your wives has done ballet? There has to be one of them.

Linc: Developed an interest in the arts, Hero?

Ari: Or is this one of those “dogs” things. If so, I’m out.

Walker: In all fairness, it was actually dogs.

I rolled my eyes. This was going to take forever at this pace. I added Logan back to the chat, just in case he knew something about ballet. I was quite positive one of his puck bunnies in pre-season had been a dancer of some sort.

Hmm...maybe she had actually been a stripper.

Me: As I was saying...do any of your wives know about ballet?

Ari: Hero, what did I say about radiuses?

Me: What?

Ari: R-A-D-I-U-S-E-S

Logan: How long did that take you to type out?

Linc: Who invited Rookie in here again?

Walker: Not me!

Ari: You know, Disney, you don’t have to be the first to respond to Lincoln.

Walker: ...

Logan: What a simp.

Logan: Ari…thanks for unblocking me :)

Walker Davis removed Logan York from the chat.

Me: I believe radii is the plural of radius.

Ari: What?

Me: You spelled radiuses. That’s not a word.

Linc: He was probably trying to spell radishes. That is a word.

Ari: I hate you both. And no that’s NOT what I was trying to say. Who would ever put radishes in a text?

Walker: I have!

Linc: ...

Ari: ...

Me: ...

Me: I did that one right!

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