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“Did, too,” Niko counters, sauntering in after him. He shoots me and Alex a wink.

“What’s this about?” Alex asks, perking up. He’s never one for passing up potential drama.

“He said ‘I love you’ during our scene,” Niko says, a shit-eating grin on his face.

Alex snorts, and Dixon pinches the bridge of his nose, looking exasperated.

“You know I fucking love you, Niki,” Dixon grumbles. “But that’s not what I said.”

“Should we go check the footage?” Niko asks.

“You are the most insufferable man I have ever met in my goddamn life,” Dixon retorts, grabbing a drink and twisting off the cap.

Niko grins. “Yet you suffer me just fine.”

Dixon grinds his teeth together before stomping out of the room.

“Love you, too!” Niko yells, turning to us with a look of glee. “He is utterly incapable of admitting when he’s wrong. Excuse me.”

As Niko jogs out of the room after his boyfriend, saying something about how being grumpy only makes you hotter, you know, Alex chuckles. “I like watching their foreplay.”

“Is that what that is?” I murmur.

“Mm. So what do you think about our new costar?”

I choke on my spit, and Alex’s eyes narrow.

“Fine,” I eke out.

“Uh-huh. He’s very tall.”

“Sure,” I agree.

“And pretty.”

I don’t comment.

“And,” Alex says pointedly, “I’m fairly certain he has a seven-and-a-half inch dick.”

I cough. And cough again, my lungs seizing. “W-what?”

“I mean, not like that info will stay private for much longer,” Alex says, which is true. Dick sizes are listed on our bios, for Christ’s sake. “But he was in to film his intro, and I heard him talking about it.”

It’s not like it matters. Not really. A dick is a dick, and knowing how to play your partner is more important than the size of the instrument.

But.

“That’s, um…good for him,” I say.

And me. Very good for me.

Alex’s lips twitch. “Not sure where he hides that thing under his skirt.”

“Oh my God,” I groan. “I, um. Have to go. Yep. See ya later, Alex.”

“Bye, boo,” he calls, cackling as I leave the room to a flood of mental images I try my best to dispel.

It’s just a dick. Attached to a guy I happen to find very attractive. A guy who lives across the alley and watches me jerk off, and holy fuck.

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