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I think you’re still my assistant at all hours of the day.

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Re: My bagel

So you’re saying you think I need to work for you all hours of the day.

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No, I’m saying that technically your role as my assistant isn’t based on time. It’s not like you leave work and no longer have a job, is it?

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I am trying to sleep.

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Why do I not believe that?

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I have no idea why you don’t believe that, but you’re keeping me up past my bedtime.

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Is that an invitation?

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To do what?

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