I can have a fully trained in-house chef, a fitness instructor, a makeup artist, a stylist, and a manicurist/pedicurist. I skip past the Fetish section—nothing wrong with it, just not my thing—and scroll to the Entertainment tab.
Here we have performances designated as stripping, dancing, singing, providing music with an instrument (there’s a double entendre for you), and even a magic show, each with sex or no sex as a choice.
Wow.
The category is then broken up into even more detailed specifics. I can hire these guys out—Elegance refers to them on the website as freelancing contractors—for shorter time increments, too.
I could have them anywhere from thirty minutes all the way up to eight hours. Or for longer stints, I can hire a contractor out for a weekend, a week, a month, six months, or at the most extravagant price, an entire year. In these cases, the contractors will typically cohabitate with their clients.
AKA, moi.
Near the bottom of the page are customizable package deals. Beneath this it states that all contractors are required to undergo a thorough criminal background check and psych eval as well as a medical workup confirming that no sexually transmitted diseases are present.
All contractors must provide evidence that they are at least eighteen, written consent to any and all agreed upon activities, sexual or otherwise, and an NDA if the client requests it.
Good to know.
I can even check a box that’ll not only obligate my contractors to wearing condoms during every sexual encounter, they’d be individually responsible for providing them.
Nice.
Still, I skip that since I have an IUD. I upload my own test results proving that I’m negative for STDs, as well—Andre had warned me that they’d ask—then tick every box that’s applicable to narrow down my search. Another page opens. This one reminds me of a dating app but won’t let me interact with the profiles. Then, I notice the instructions.
For the safety and compatibility of everyone involved, a trial period of twelve to twenty-four hours is mandatory. If any of the desired criteria of the client fail to be met within this time frame, the contract will automatically be rendered null and void. Please choose how long you’d prefer.
A drop-down menu is situated underneath this paragraph, so I highlight twelve hours. I should know by then.
The swiping function becomes active, allowing me to swipe left to bypass a profile or swipe right to make an offer. There is a surprisingly large pool of contractors available, so I take my time.
Eventually, I decide, and this is the reason Andre told me about this site. It caters not only to those looking for straight or LGBTQ+ relationships, it also lets the client pick as many men as they want.
And I want three.
I need to determine if all the dreams I’ve had of multiple men in my bed are what it’s going to take to satisfy me.
If this goes well, my two-story colonial has plenty of extra bedrooms to accommodate them. That way, I can maintain my privacy anytime I might desire it.
Eventually, I narrow things down to Tristan St. Pierre, a dark-haired chef with a yummy looking five o’clock shadow. Noah Canter, a beefy blond firefighter with a youthful appearance. And Jackson McTierney, a bearded, tatted, long-haired musician with a sizzling smirk.
I highlight each profile and send an offer. After it’s done I blow out a long breath just as a message pops up, filling my screen.
Congratulations! You have chosen Tristan, Noah, and Jackson to be your contractors. We’ll be in contact shortly to tell you if they accept. Thank you for trusting Elegance, the male escort provider to meet your every need.