As heads wagged around the table, Nadia gave Jess a mildly exasperated look. “Must you always overshare?”
Jess cackled unabashedly. “You know how I do.”
“I do, unfortunately,” Nadia muttered.
Jess grinned and blew her a kiss.
Bianca looked like she was holding back laughter. “Otter-faced though?”
Jess’s grin spread. “I dare you to look up otter pictures and tell me that Michael B. Jordan doesn’t look like one. Once you see it, you won’t be able to unsee it.”
Bianca and Scarlett looked at each other and burst into giggles. Nadia glanced at her phone as if she were debating whether or not to accept Jess’s challenge. Before she could decide, the waitress reappeared with drink refills and more napkins.
After she left, Jess ate a piece of shrimp, licked her fork and sent a lascivious grin around the table. “So let’s talk about our men’s dick sizes.”
Meadow and Bianca choked on their drinks.
Nadia and Scarlett put on their best poker faces.
“You can sit this one out, Bianca,” Jess teased. “I don’t want to traumatize Nadia by subjecting her to a convo about her brother’s penis.”
“Uh, thanks for the exemption.” Bianca’s eyes glinted. “What I will say is that Nelson keeps me very satisfied, and I’ll leave it at that.”
Nadia shuddered with revulsion, making everyone laugh.
“So who wants to go first?” Jess wiggled her eyebrows at Nadia. “Let’s start with you. Does The Rocket live up to his nickname?”
Nadia looked indignant. “His nickname has nothing to do with his anatomy. And I’m not about to discuss the size of my man’s package with you, no matter how many times you ask.”
“Boo! You’re such a buzzkill.” Jess turned her lecherous grin on Scarlett. “So what about the Swede? He got you hooked on that Viking spear or nah?”
Scarlett chuckled and shook her head. “You are a mess, Jess. And I’m not answering your nosy question.”
Jess laughed. “I don’t know why you guys are being so hush-hush. It’s not like the info isn’t already out there. According to all the bunny sites, Reid and Viggo are packing serious trouser pythons. Logan, too,” she added, winking at Meadow. “The bunnies say that’s the real reason he’s called Bruiser. Because of his big porno dick.”
Meadow’s cheeks burned.
Scarlett gave Jess a look of amused indulgence. “If you already know what our boys are working with, why are you asking?”
“Obviously I was hoping you guys would confirm the rumors,” Jess said with an eye roll.
Nadia and Scarlett exchanged secretive grins. Then Nadia drawled, “Let’s just say we have no complaints about the size of the equipment—”
“—or the way it operates,” Scarlett finished wickedly.
Jess and Bianca howled with lusty approval.
Meadow was still trying not to think about the massive bulge in Logan’s pants. She’d seen and felt it herself, so she definitely couldn’t accuse Jess of exaggerating.
“Okay. My turn.” Jess grinned salaciously. “Dubinski’s dick is just the right size—”
“Wait,” Nadia interrupted, raising an eyebrow at her. “What happened to not sleeping with him until you get to know him better?”
Jess sighed. “I knew you’d be disappointed in me. That’s why I didn’t tell you.”
“I’m not disappointed. Hell, I slept with Reid on our second date—before we ate dinner.” Nadia grinned. “Believe me, I’m not judging you. I’m just surprised. You were pretty adamant about not giving up the cookies until you’d been dating Dubinski for a while.”
“I know, and I tried to hold out. I really did. But one night after he had a good game and scored a goal, he was feeling on top of the world. So he celebrated by getting on top of me.”