Fletcher
 
 So you’re not upset that the paparazzi are following us around?
 
 Micah
 
 At least they’re taking pictures of me at my best, can’t hate them for that.
 
 And she was right. When he’d seen her in that red dress, he’d almost abandoned his Santa duties and dragged her into a dark corner. Her legs were on display and the way it cinched at her waist made his mouth water. Now that he’d seen her completely naked and knew every inch of her body with his eyes shut, he needed to see her only in dresses.
 
 Fletcher
 
 You always look your best, Mick.
 
 Micah
 
 Aww, look at you being the best boyfriend.
 
 Fletcher
 
 I thought we agreed on Stallion.
 
 Micah
 
 We agreed on nothing of the sort.
 
 Fletcher
 
 You’re still my love bug, though.
 
 Micah
 
 *eyeroll emoji*
 
 Fletcher
 
 *kissy face emoji*
 
 Been thinking about you all day.
 
 Micah
 
 Oh yeah? What have you been thinking about?
 
 Fletcher
 
 Everything. All of it. Fruit roll-ups and caramel sauce and ice cubes and drumsticks.
 
 Fucking hell, I have a lesson with your kid this evening.
 
 Micah
 
 Don’t think about drumsticks, Fletch.
 
 Fletcher
 
 Well, thinking about you while she’s here isn’t any better.
 
 Micah