Page 17 of Mob Princess

Don’t like winter? You wouldn’t survive Montreal.

Me

I’ve been in winter many times. You have an underground city and the hotels are heated.

There isn’t an entire underground city, but there are plenty of shops, hotels, office buildings, residential and commercial complexes, and the metro that connect down there like a rabbit warren. Brilliant. All cities should have that if their windchill drops below minus twenty. That’s Celsius for the Canucks.

Lina

You just need a hat and good coat. It’s not so bad.

She adds the sideways laughing so hard it’s crying emoji. I’d noticed she left her coat in the car between the funeral and the reception. It made it much easier to grab and hold her arse. And what a fine, fine arse it was. It fit perfectly in my hand. I’m certain her tits would, too. I want to hold both while she rides my cock, while I fuck her against a door, fuck her on a table, fuck her in a pool, fuck her on a St. Andrew’s Cross. Fuck her anywhere and everywhere. I could be the Dr. Seuss of sexual locations.

Me

If you could go anywhere where would that be?

Her response isn’t as immediate as it has been. I wonder if she got called away. We were going back and forth pretty fast, so I don’t think she got bored.

A photo pops onto my screen.

Lina

Seychelles absolute bucket list place. You?

Me

Maldives. We both like it hot and sandy.

Again, there’s a pause. Then a GIF pops up of a guy in boardshorts with sunglasses on a beach. No red hair, but the guy’s built like me. Ripped, if I do say so myself. I search and find a GIF of a woman in a bikini. I’m in two minds whether to send it. Does it cross a line she won’t want? Is it that different to send her a bikini GIF than her sending me one of a guy in shorts? Am I overthinking this? Or am I not thinking about this enough?

I don’t fucking know. There. Done. I sent it.

Lina

I’d need a sunhat. I’m a bit fair. Do you burn?

A bit fair. She’s not pale, but her hair is so light that you’d expect her to be. She has a tan, but I doubt she gets as dark as I do.

Me

Nope. I’ve spent most of my life outdoors so it’s pretty rare. Despite the red hair and freckles no one in my family burns.

Lina

I don’t burn easily but I am careful.

Can I offer to smear sunblock all over her? Offer to be her cabana boy?

Me

Have you been to the Tulip Festival?

Lina

Many times. It’s next month.

Me

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