Page 22 of The Fake Out

Angel Boy: They added me and Martinez, and we’re married with kids.

Streaks: We’re on the road

Streaks: Guys your better halves are at home

Streaks: There is no reason you can’t hang with me

Streaks: Bambi and I will handle all the women don’t worry

Martinez: I’m about ten years too old to keep up with you, Streaks.

Streaks: I’m older than you

Angel Boy: Pretty sure you still think you’re 22.

Streaks: Look who’s got the dad jokes

Angel Boy: Emoji of a middle finger

Streaks: Seriously no one will go out with me?

Dragon: Nope

Dragon left the chat.

Streaks: Bambi?

Streaks: Man????

Streaks: Where you at?????

Martinez: When I saw him earlier, he said he was ordering room service and going to bed.

Streaks added Dragon into the chat.

Streaks: Do you see that, Dragon?

Streaks: Your boy is staying in…

Streaks: He might be dead

Streaks: We must check on him!!!

Dragon: For the love of God, he’s a grown-ass man. He doesn’t need checking on. Gi and Pop just left Avery’s, and I’m FaceTiming her, so leave me alone

Dragon left the chat.

Streaks: Sucks to be you Angel Boy

Angel boy: Why? I’m not in the room with him. I’m at the bar with Martinez and the new guy having a burger and a beer.

Streaks: Seriously?????

Angel Boy: Selfie of Asher Price, Jasper Quinn, and Eddie Martinez at a high-top

Streaks: Fuck you very much

Angel Boy: GIF of a guy falling over laughing

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