Unknown:
Tereira *running man emoji*
Unknown:
Bennett *baby, eggplant emoji*
Unknown:
Uyar I didn’t ask to be added to this, you assholes, but yeah.
Unknown:
*man pointing up Gif*
“Is everything okay?”
I shake my head. “I hate to do this, but a friend needs me.”
I send a text to Fawna and play it up that I’m gravely concerned.
Me:
I’m escaping this shitshow of a lunch. Can you please tell him the check’s been covered after I leave. I don’t want him to think it was a date.
Fawna:
Girl, he’s *fire emoji*
Me:
Feel free to *tag emoji* in.
I shove the phone in my pocket and stand. “I’m so sorry.”
“Are you sure you should drive?”
“I didn’t drink anything that?—”
“You’re upset. You shouldn’t?—”
“I’m honestly good.”
“Can I walk you out?”
“No, no, finish your drink.”
I exit as if I’m in a hurry with no further explanation.
***
In this car, it’s impossible to ignore the notifications sounding off with my phone automatically connecting. I’m sure it will be a convenience at some point, but right now, it’s annoying as fuck.
I hit the screen to stop it, and am startled when …
“Unknown says: you ran out of there like your ass was on fire. Woman running emoji
“Unknown says: laughing face emoji, skull emoji, rolling on the floor emoji, laughing crying emoji