Page 88 of Love Thief

Jude snatches the phone off me and shouts at him, telling him to fuck off shouting at me and he takes the blame.

Kellen is calling him all the names under the sun. “Well you better be back for next week when I’m passing through, and you’re coming to Sheffield at least, because we’re staying at home with Orla and Bug. Jude, fuck off, I want phone sex with my wife.”

I smile at him as Jude leaves the room, but he’s still not entirely ready to be happy. “Don’t fucking smile like that. I can’t stay mad at you. Take that top off, let me see those tits.” He’s trying to keep scowling into the screen.

“Stop being so aggressive,” I tell him as I take my top off.

“Fuck me, have they got bigger? Or it’s probably because I’ve not seen them for two weeks up close and personal, they look bigger,” he’s complaining again. “You’ll have to green light Xander, I need to fuck someone.” He’s literally whining as he stares into the camera. “You’re so beautiful. I fucking miss you. Touch your tits, Kitten, and tell me what they feel like and what you want me to do to them?”

I laugh, shaking my head at him, telling him what I want. He’s groaning so badly, I bet the whole bus can hear him.

We stay on the phone for over an hour, until he gets shouted at to go to the plane. “I love you baby, see you tomorrow. Be somewhere on your own. I need to see you, the whole you.” He winks into the phone, and it goes dead.

I go downstairs, feeling like shit for lying to him. But it’s for the greater good, I keep telling myself.

My phone pings, and I smile thinking it’s Kell with some ridiculous picture. It’s not, it’s Jonno. I suppose I should have expected it.

Jonno

What's going on?

Me

Nothing. Looking at offices for clients.

Jonno

What's going on? Do I need to hack into your records? U never got on that plane, and Windermere is in the opposite direction so he could not get to you, so?!!!!!

Me

I’ll get Jude and ring u in 5.

Me

Pest, but still my favourite.

Jonno

Now I’m well worried. Sunshine has texted me, he smells a rat

Me

Shit.

I grab Jude and Tommy and we Facetime Jonno. Jax is with him.

“I’m pregnant,” I blurt out. There’s silence at the other side as they stare at us all.

“Pregnant,” says Jackson “How did that happen?”

I start to laugh. “Really, Jackson, do I have to explain the mechanics to you?”

“No, I mean, I thought you were on contraception. You went for your shot the other day?” Clearly my medical history is a discussion point.

“Yeah, well, part of the renewal is a standard pregnancy test, and I passed it. Positively.”

“Wow, baby sis. I’m assuming fuckhead is the Dad again.”

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