Me
Don’t worry, you look hot in your suit.
Lincoln
I look better in my birthday suit.
Me
No arguments here.
Lincoln
Fuck, I can’t wait to see you again.
Me
Four more days.
Tuesday
Me
Grace asked about you last night.
Lincoln
What’d she ask?
Me
She asked if you were going to be her dad. Apparently, I’m too much of a lonely, old spinster for my daughter.
Lincoln
She’s too inquisitive for her own good. What did you tell her?
Me
I told her you’re too old to be her dad. But you could be her grandpa.
Lincoln
Very funny, Frasier. I’m keeping track, you know. For every time you call me old, you’re going to pay.
Me
oooo, is Daddy getting mad?
Lincoln
That’s three now.
Me
I didn’t even call you old that time!
Lincoln