Page 39 of Good Enough

DEMON: y cant i b in biz

TB: Because I’m 6’7 and 240, jackass. There’s no way I’m going to fit in Coach. Someone has to be in the back of the plane. You barely weigh 200 lbs, so quit bellyaching.

NEMO: You had the chance to be the flight attendant, Demon. You said you didn’t want to have to “work” on the flight. And Godzilla over there definitely can’t be the flight attendant.

TB: RAWR ??

DEMON: f u

TB: You know, it’s difficult sometimes to believe you have a Harvard education. Can’t spell. Can’t punctuate. Can’t write a literate sentence.

DEMON: f u 2 hate txtn

—God now online

–Midas now online

MIDAS: What did we miss?

NEMO: Ok, to sum up. TB owes me $100 for a kiss to the head. I’m proposing double or nothing Waters gets her off under the blanket during the flight. Triple if he does it on the LAX to IATA leg.

TB: I’ll take that bet.

MIDAS: I will, too!

GOD: Get back to work, Midas. You’re in the shithouse. You don’t locate that package fast, I’m gonna fire your ass and you’re going to need that $100.

MIDAS: I can multitask, bosshole.

GOD: Quit quoting your new girlfriend and get back to work.

WATERS: NOBODY IS GETTING ANYBODY OFF ON THIS FLIGHT OR ANY OTHER FLIGHT!!!!!

DEMON: i have 100 you strike out keep thinking that way

WATERS: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

DEMON: u want reel anser 2 that

MIDAS: Definitely need to get him a Snickers during the snack run.

WATERS: I QUIT. RIGHT NOW. YOUR MOTHERS SHOULD HAVE EATEN YOU ALL AT BIRTH.

NEMO: Wow.

NEMO: Guess I better give him 2 Snickers.

MIDAS: You can take down the caps, Betty. You’re yelling.

WATERS: BECAUSE I’M PISSED!

NEMO: Better have more than 2 ready. Might have to toss them at him like marshmallows to bears in the zoo.

–Steel now online

NEMO: Hmmmmmmm

NEMO: I just had a thought.

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