Page 42 of Never Flirt with a Dragon

Women mated to dragons don’t have periods

Just heat

Heat’s the only time you can get pregnant, too

But I’d recommend staying on birth control until you’re ready for a tiny dragon, cause that shit’s intense

No way you’ll make it through without getting knocked up if you’re going with condoms

I blinked again.

Me

Maybe being mated to a dragon wouldn’t be so bad after all

Elodie

LOL

That’s the spirit

Me

The shampoo you sent isn’t mine

Elodie

The lotion isn’t either

I have a whole stash, just grabbed some for you

Dragons are really sensitive to smells. If you use your normal shampoo and conditioner, it’ll make him grumpy

Have you had the talk about the sense of smell yet?

Me

Not that I know of

Elodie

Have the talk

Me

Can’t you give it to me?

Elodie

No

I’m starting to think you’re using me to avoid having conversations with Jasper. He’s not still beastly, is he?

Me

Not at the moment

But he doesn’t want to talk to me

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